His Troubled Pet

His Troubled Pet had a pint of cider that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should be an astonishing proposal, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

His Troubled Pet desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they liked to smash. It might be an unusual action, to my children, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

His Troubled Pet wanted a porno magazine that they would insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. A porno magazine being the thing selected.

His Troubled Pet desperately needed a spade that they would often demolish. It might have been an original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a spade being the chosen thing.

His Troubled Pet desperately looked for a CD player that they would sometimes smash. It might have been an exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the item to choose.

His Troubled Pet often carried a bat that they liked to throw. It would have been an original proposal, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who considered it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the thing to choose.