The Angry Pet

The Angry Pet always kept a block of cheese that they would sometimes break. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

The Angry Pet desperately craved for a sword to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a sword was the item that was opted for.

The Angry Pet always carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the item to select.

The Angry Pet needed a bag of flour that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who expected it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.

The Angry Pet craved for a painting of a melon that they sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a weird action, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Angry Pet often carried a big sponge that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems a fairly funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was selected.