The Retarded Pet

The Retarded Pet desired a set of lego that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a curious exercise, to many, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a set of lego is the item to choose.

The Retarded Pet looked for a bat that they would try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Pet craved for a magic 8 ball that they would share. This could be considered a fairly different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who considered it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball of all things.

The Retarded Pet always kept a lava lamp that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a bizarre thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who expected it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

The Retarded Pet carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a somewhat surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Pet needed a chocolate bar that they would occasionally smash. It might have been an exciting approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.