The Troubled Pet

The Troubled Pet looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to throw. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who thinks it was wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Troubled Pet always carried a melon that they would often put on his head. It might have been a funny thought, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a melon would be the item chosen.

The Troubled Pet searched for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an unusual activity, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea is out of this world. A sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Pet always kept a rubber chicken that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Pet searched for a melon that they would occasionally embrace. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Pet desired a bag of flour that they sometimes throw. This could be considered a fairly weird idea, to many, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.