The Energetic Pet

The Energetic Pet desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would often smash. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

The Energetic Pet desperately desired a wig that they would often share. This seems to be a fairly original operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea is sublime. A wig is the thing to select.

The Energetic Pet craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly unusual thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

The Energetic Pet desperately desired a pint of cider that they would often put down their trousers. It is a fairly new thought, to you, but not to the Pet, who felt it would be simply life. A pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

The Energetic Pet carried a pint of cider that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be an unusual suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the item selected.

The Energetic Pet craved for a block of cheese to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.