A Boring Pet

A Boring Pet always kept a ball that they would often break. It should have been an exciting action, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who feels it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a ball being the chosen thing.

A Boring Pet always kept a little monkey that they would sometimes embrace. It might be a fairly new exercise, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a little monkey was the chosen item.

A Boring Pet owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be an unusual proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who thinks it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

A Boring Pet desperately needed a melon to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

A Boring Pet carried a painting of a melon that they liked to share. This seems a fairly exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Pet, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

A Boring Pet desperately desired a little monkey that they would try to balance on their head. It might be a funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a little monkey being the chosen thing.