The Angry Pet

The Angry Pet desperately desired a spade that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre action, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who considered it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Pet desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

The Angry Pet desperately needed a bag of poop to drop. This seems a curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who expected it would be fun. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Pet desperately wanted a stapler to worship. It is considered to be a curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be epic. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

The Angry Pet had a bag of flour that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.

The Angry Pet desperately needed a set of lego to demolish. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea is out of this world. A set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.