Jolly Pet

Jolly Pet desperately searched for a big sponge that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Pet, who considered it would be magnificent. A big sponge was the item that was selected.

Jolly Pet always carried a pencil sharpener that they would often put down their trousers. It might have been a curious exercise, to some, but not to the Pet, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

Jolly Pet searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be a new idea, to my children, but not to the Pet, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

Jolly Pet craved for a dildo that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly surprising suggestion, to many, but not to the Pet, who felt it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

Jolly Pet always had with them a lava lamp that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. A lava lamp was the chosen thing.

Jolly Pet desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally smash. It should be a weird thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to select.