My Square Pet

My Square Pet desperately looked for a computer to try to balance on their head. It was a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a computer of all things.

My Square Pet had a helmet that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a weird exercise, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the chosen thing.

My Square Pet owned a sack of potatoes that they would demolish. It is an unusual idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

My Square Pet wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes share. It would have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Pet, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

My Square Pet always carried a melon that they sometimes break. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who had decided it was exciting. A melon would be the chosen thing.

My Square Pet often carried a porno magazine that they liked to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly new thought, to many, but not to the Pet, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.