Her Exciting Pigeon

Her Exciting Pigeon always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes annihilate This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea was awesome. A pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

Her Exciting Pigeon always had with them a stretchman that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly strange activity, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea was fun. Strangely, a stretchman being the chosen item.

Her Exciting Pigeon desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would sometimes worship. It should have been a fairly weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

Her Exciting Pigeon craved for a CD player that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a weird operation, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was sublime. A CD player was the item that was opted for.

Her Exciting Pigeon carried a pen that they liked to worship. One might say this is a fairly odd undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it would be spectacular. Strangely, a pen being the thing opted for.

Her Exciting Pigeon found a rubber johnny that they would sometimes cuddle. It was a fairly funny activity, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.