His Confused Pigeon

His Confused Pigeon always carried a chocolate bar to insert somewhere. One might find this to be an original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

His Confused Pigeon looked for a wig that they sometimes smash. This seems a fairly peculiar operation, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the chosen thing.

His Confused Pigeon had a melon that they would often embrace. This is certainly a fairly funny action, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

His Confused Pigeon always kept a rubber chicken that they liked to break. It is a weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

His Confused Pigeon often carried a cucumber that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. A cucumber being the item opted for.

His Confused Pigeon desperately searched for a can of coke that they liked to break. One might consider this to be an astonishing approach to life, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.