The Blue Pigeon

The Blue Pigeon wanted a custard pie to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly new approach to life, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it was stunning. A custard pie would be the chosen thing.

The Blue Pigeon desired a pint of beer that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been a funny activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Blue Pigeon always carried a Harry Potter wand to break. This seems to be a different exercise, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

The Blue Pigeon always kept a spade that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a spade was the chosen item.

The Blue Pigeon always carried a block of cheese that they would often demolish. It should have been a fairly surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

The Blue Pigeon desired a block of cheese that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.