A Silly Pigeon

A Silly Pigeon looked for a condom that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a condom is the item to select.

A Silly Pigeon found a bag of poop that they would often smash. It is a funny operation, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

A Silly Pigeon often carried a ball that they would occasionally share. It might have been a fairly different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a ball would be the item that was opted for.

A Silly Pigeon craved for a bottle of wine that they liked to break. It was a bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. A bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

A Silly Pigeon always had with them a tomato that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

A Silly Pigeon looked for a pencil sharpener to play with. It might be an unusual thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.