The Crazy Pigeon

The Crazy Pigeon often carried a CD player that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crazy Pigeon desperately searched for a toilet brush that they liked to annihilate It might be a strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

The Crazy Pigeon always had with them a bag of poop that they would sometimes put on his head. It was a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

The Crazy Pigeon found a can of Tango that they would often drop. It might be a fairly weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

The Crazy Pigeon desperately wanted a stapler that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly original exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the thing to select.

The Crazy Pigeon looked for a radiator that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly an unusual action, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.