My Crypting Pigeon

My Crypting Pigeon needed a ball that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems a peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

My Crypting Pigeon desired a painting of a melon that they would occasionally throw. It was a fairly strange idea, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

My Crypting Pigeon desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes break. It was considered to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

My Crypting Pigeon always kept a little monkey that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it would be awesome. Strangely, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

My Crypting Pigeon desperately searched for a set square that they would sometimes worship. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

My Crypting Pigeon often carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a strange operation, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.