Their Fucking Pigeon

Their Fucking Pigeon desperately desired a wig to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a different suggestion, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Who would have thought, a wig being the item selected.

Their Fucking Pigeon always carried a mug that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a curious thought, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a mug is the thing to opt for.

Their Fucking Pigeon found a piece of paper to demolish. It was a surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper having that done to it

Their Fucking Pigeon desperately wanted a porno magazine that they sometimes throw. It is considered to be a funny exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

Their Fucking Pigeon desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly an exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

Their Fucking Pigeon searched for a sponge to embrace. It was considered to be a new thought, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.