Her Retarded Pigeon

Her Retarded Pigeon wanted a chocolate bar that they would often break. It would be a funny suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

Her Retarded Pigeon wanted a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally share. This is certainly a fairly weird action, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

Her Retarded Pigeon often carried a stretchman that they would occasionally share. One might consider this to be a fairly new activity, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to select.

Her Retarded Pigeon had a CD player that they would occasionally demolish. It would have been an astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Retarded Pigeon desperately needed a sword that they liked to worship. It was considered to be an odd suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the thing to select.

Her Retarded Pigeon desperately wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes throw. One might say this is a new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.