A Nervous Pigeon

A Nervous Pigeon wanted a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be an extraordinary idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it was sublime. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

A Nervous Pigeon wanted a pencil sharpener that they would play with. One might consider this to be an odd approach to life, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it would be epic. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

A Nervous Pigeon always carried a custard pie that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

A Nervous Pigeon had a melon that they would try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly weird thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Strangely, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

A Nervous Pigeon desperately wanted a tomato that they would throw. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

A Nervous Pigeon desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally cuddle. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising action, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the chosen item.