A Crazy Pigeon

A Crazy Pigeon owned a block of cheese that they would put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

A Crazy Pigeon carried a bottle of beer that they liked to play with. It is considered to be an original activity, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. A bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

A Crazy Pigeon wanted a set square that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a set square being the item selected.

A Crazy Pigeon desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would demolish. It is a funny approach to life, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

A Crazy Pigeon needed a condom to smash. It is considered to be a new approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a condom being the chosen item.

A Crazy Pigeon desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they sometimes drop. It is a fairly new action, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.