The Angry Pigeon

The Angry Pigeon searched for a lava lamp that they would put up their bum. It should be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it was miraculous. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Pigeon always had with them a cheese grater that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a weird action, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Pigeon desired a melon to embrace. One might find this to be an odd proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was epic. A melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Angry Pigeon desperately searched for a melon that they would sometimes worship. It would be a fairly odd exercise, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the item opted for.

The Angry Pigeon always had with them a mug that they would often experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly funny exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a mug is the thing to opt for.

The Angry Pigeon often carried a CD player that they would often put up their bum. This might appear to be an exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the item that was chosen.