His Exceptional Pigeon

His Exceptional Pigeon desperately needed a bat that they would occasionally eat. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thought, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

His Exceptional Pigeon desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would often worship. It was considered to be a curious action, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

His Exceptional Pigeon desperately desired a teapot that they would occasionally break. It was considered to be an extraordinary operation, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the thing opted for.

His Exceptional Pigeon desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

His Exceptional Pigeon desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

His Exceptional Pigeon looked for a pencil sharpener that they would embrace. It is a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener having that done to it