My Red Pigeon

My Red Pigeon desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would sometimes smash. It was a different thing to do, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

My Red Pigeon needed a block of cheese to put in the bath with him. It was a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese of all things.

My Red Pigeon owned a can of Tango that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly odd undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

My Red Pigeon carried a vibrator that they would occasionally experiment on. It is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it would be amazing. Honestly, a vibrator being the item selected.

My Red Pigeon desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would often hug. It is considered to be a fairly funny proposal, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. A Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

My Red Pigeon always kept a porno magazine that they would occasionally hug. It might be a surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.