Blue Pigeon

Blue Pigeon desperately craved for a stapler that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly new idea, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was epic. Honestly, a stapler being the chosen thing.

Blue Pigeon found a can of Tango that they would occasionally cuddle. This might appear to be a curious action, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it was exciting. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

Blue Pigeon craved for a bat that they would often share. It was considered to be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bat of all things.

Blue Pigeon found a rubber johnny that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be a peculiar idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

Blue Pigeon desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an original undertaking, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

Blue Pigeon had a pint of cider that they sometimes annihilate It is considered to be a strange approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the thing selected.