His Lonely Pigeon

His Lonely Pigeon needed a teapot that they would occasionally play with. This is certainly a fairly surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a teapot of all things.

His Lonely Pigeon found a Harry Potter wand that they would often annihilate It should have been a fairly different undertaking, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

His Lonely Pigeon craved for a sponge that they sometimes put on his head. It would have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a sponge being the chosen item.

His Lonely Pigeon always kept a chocolate bar that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly unusual action, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it was entertaining. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

His Lonely Pigeon had a bottle of coke that they liked to drop. It might be a new idea, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

His Lonely Pigeon always had with them a mug that they sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly weird idea, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a mug being the chosen thing.