Her Exceptional Pigeon

Her Exceptional Pigeon found a little monkey that they would often smash. It might have been an astonishing thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

Her Exceptional Pigeon owned a spade that they would share. It is a fairly astonishing action, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

Her Exceptional Pigeon wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly curious operation, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

Her Exceptional Pigeon owned a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been a fairly strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

Her Exceptional Pigeon wanted a sack of potatoes that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly funny proposal, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

Her Exceptional Pigeon searched for a bottle of coke that they would often hug. It would have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.