The Tired Pigeon

The Tired Pigeon owned a melon that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly new activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a melon would be the item chosen.

The Tired Pigeon desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

The Tired Pigeon wanted a rubber johnny that they would often play with. This might appear to be a weird thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

The Tired Pigeon craved for a piece of paper to annihilate It should be a fairly extraordinary operation, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. A piece of paper would be the item chosen.

The Tired Pigeon always had with them a radiator that they would put down their trousers. It should have been a bizarre exercise, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

The Tired Pigeon desperately searched for a can of coke that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. A can of coke being the thing opted for.