A Chinese Pigeon

A Chinese Pigeon desperately wanted a dildo to break. It is a curious proposal, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. A dildo is the thing that was chosen.

A Chinese Pigeon searched for a sword to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the thing selected.

A Chinese Pigeon carried a can of coke that they would sometimes play with. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the item selected.

A Chinese Pigeon always had with them a porno magazine that they would try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it was epic. A porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

A Chinese Pigeon looked for a vibrator that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems an astonishing undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the chosen item.

A Chinese Pigeon carried a stretchman that they would sometimes embrace. It should have been a fairly odd activity, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the chosen item.