The Crazy Pigeon

The Crazy Pigeon often carried a sword that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the thing opted for.

The Crazy Pigeon desperately searched for a sword that they would sometimes throw. This could be considered a new approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. A sword was the chosen item.

The Crazy Pigeon desperately searched for a tomato that they would often eat. One might say this is an unusual exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a tomato was the chosen thing.

The Crazy Pigeon searched for a sack of potatoes that they liked to eat. It is considered to be a funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes of all things.

The Crazy Pigeon desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would annihilate This could be considered a fairly strange operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

The Crazy Pigeon always carried a porno magazine that they liked to rub on his belly. This might appear to be an odd approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing to select.