The Horny Pigeon

The Horny Pigeon found a crown that they would occasionally break. This seems to be a fairly peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a crown being the chosen item.

The Horny Pigeon wanted a sack of potatoes that they would put on his head. It would be a fairly different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

The Horny Pigeon always had with them a lava lamp that they would break. It was an odd activity, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Pigeon desperately wanted a teapot that they would sometimes play with. It was a peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

The Horny Pigeon desperately craved for a little monkey that they liked to sit and look at. It would be a funny idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Pigeon always kept a ball that they would often throw. One might consider this to be an unusual exercise, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item that was selected.