A Tired Pigeon

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A Tired Pigeon always carried a vibrator that they would annihilate One might consider this to be an astonishing suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea is awesome. A vibrator being the thing selected.

A Tired Pigeon wanted a block of cheese that they would occasionally break. It would be a new thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

A Tired Pigeon wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes play with. One might say this is an odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

A Tired Pigeon desired a pint of cider that they would often insert somewhere. One might say this is an astonishing exercise, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

A Tired Pigeon desperately desired a pen that they liked to drop. This is certainly a fairly odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a pen would be the chosen thing.

A Tired Pigeon owned a radiator to break. It was a new action, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.