My Boring Poodle

My Boring Poodle looked for a bottle of wine that they would often cuddle. This seems a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that the idea was epic. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

My Boring Poodle desired a pint of beer that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly a curious undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who feels that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

My Boring Poodle often carried a CD player that they would put up their bum. This seems a weird action, to most, but not to the Poodle, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

My Boring Poodle desired a stapler that they would often put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly weird activity, to many, but not to the Poodle, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

My Boring Poodle needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a strange proposal, to most, but not to the Poodle, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

My Boring Poodle desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly surprising operation, to you, but not to the Poodle, who feels that the idea was exciting. A chocolate bar is the thing to choose.