The Big Poodle

The Big Poodle carried a bat that they liked to smash. One might consider this to be a different thought, to some, but not to the Poodle, who felt it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the chosen item.

The Big Poodle often carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly peculiar proposal, to many, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

The Big Poodle carried a CD player that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing operation, to you, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a CD player was the item that was opted for.

The Big Poodle searched for a stapler that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly new action, to most, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

The Big Poodle desperately wanted a radiator that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

The Big Poodle wanted a computer that they would often sit and look at. It is a fairly different action, to many, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the thing that was opted for.