The Fucking Poodle

The Fucking Poodle found a mug that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a mug is the thing to select.

The Fucking Poodle desperately looked for a cup that they liked to hug. This seems a strange thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

The Fucking Poodle had a stretchman that they would often insert somewhere. It was a fairly funny action, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

The Fucking Poodle desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper to insert somewhere. It might have been a weird proposal, to me, but not to the Poodle, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

The Fucking Poodle desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is a bizarre action, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

The Fucking Poodle desired a ball that they would sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly new idea, to most, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a ball was the chosen item.