A Purple Poodle

A Purple Poodle always carried a chocolate bar that they liked to embrace. It might have been a bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

A Purple Poodle needed a bottle of beer that they liked to insert somewhere. It is a strange activity, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

A Purple Poodle needed a helmet that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a weird and wonderful idea, to many, but not to the Poodle, who feels it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

A Purple Poodle desperately wanted a dildo that they would often throw. One might say this is a fairly weird suggestion, to me, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a dildo being the chosen thing.

A Purple Poodle always kept a rubber johnny that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly unusual idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

A Purple Poodle owned a spade that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is a peculiar proposal, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a spade was the item that was chosen.