Confused Poodle

Confused Poodle desperately searched for a sword to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly different suggestion, to many, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

Confused Poodle found a set of lego that they would often eat. One might find this to be a fairly weird operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.

Confused Poodle always carried a porno magazine to share. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing operation, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. A porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

Confused Poodle always had with them a sponge that they sometimes cuddle. It should have been a fairly original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who expected that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a sponge being the thing opted for.

Confused Poodle found a mug that they would worship. It should be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

Confused Poodle desperately looked for a cup that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be a curious action, to you, but not to the Poodle, who felt that the idea was entertaining. A cup having that done to it