A Stupid Poodle

A Stupid Poodle wanted a can of coke that they would sometimes share. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

A Stupid Poodle desired a wig that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would be a weird suggestion, to most, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a wig was the item that was chosen.

A Stupid Poodle always had with them a set square that they would often share. It was considered to be a peculiar thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who assumed it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a set square was the item that was opted for.

A Stupid Poodle craved for a pen that they would hug. It would have been a fairly unusual exercise, to some, but not to the Poodle, who feels it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.

A Stupid Poodle desperately craved for a teapot to rub on his belly. It should have been a funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who expected that this idea is wonderous. A teapot was the thing that was chosen.

A Stupid Poodle desperately searched for a pencil sharpener to put on his head. It would have been an original proposal, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who feels that the idea was amazing. A pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.