A Boring Poodle

A Boring Poodle found a rubber chicken that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it would be fun. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

A Boring Poodle desperately looked for a spade that they would occasionally worship. It would be a fairly original thought, to some, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

A Boring Poodle often carried a bag of flour that they would put on his head. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

A Boring Poodle needed a magic 8 ball that they liked to sleep with. It should be an unusual activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

A Boring Poodle desperately desired a cucumber that they liked to put down their trousers. One might say this is a curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

A Boring Poodle craved for a big sponge that they would sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly new exercise, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a big sponge being the item opted for.