Crypting Poodle

Crypting Poodle desperately needed a computer that they sometimes break. This could be considered a strange exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a computer is the thing to select.

Crypting Poodle owned a pencil sharpener that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly curious operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

Crypting Poodle owned a bat that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. A bat would be the thing that was selected.

Crypting Poodle desperately looked for a mug that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a mug is the item to select.

Crypting Poodle needed a set of lego that they liked to smash. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a set of lego being the thing opted for.

Crypting Poodle searched for a dildo that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered a funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.