The Round Poodle

The Round Poodle desperately needed a melon that they would occasionally embrace. It is considered to be a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Round Poodle always carried a custard pie that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been an unusual idea, to most, but not to the Poodle, who considered that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

The Round Poodle found a bat that they would rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the thing that was selected.

The Round Poodle searched for a cup to put down their trousers. One might find this to be an original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a cup was the item that was chosen.

The Round Poodle looked for a stapler that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to most, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

The Round Poodle owned a rubber chicken to put in the bath with him. It might be a bizarre proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken of all things.