A Grumpy Poodle

A Grumpy Poodle searched for a tomato that they would hug. One might consider this to be a fairly original action, to some, but not to the Poodle, who considered that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the item chosen.

A Grumpy Poodle desperately desired a spade that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a spade would be the item chosen.

A Grumpy Poodle often carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes eat. It would be a fairly different activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

A Grumpy Poodle desperately searched for a can of coke that they would often rub on his belly. This seems a weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

A Grumpy Poodle found a sword that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the chosen thing.

A Grumpy Poodle desperately craved for a mug that they would often annihilate It might be a fairly original approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a mug was the thing that was chosen.