The Crypting Poodle

The Crypting Poodle desperately searched for a sword that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is a somewhat surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

The Crypting Poodle carried a bat to worship. This could be considered an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bat was the item that was opted for.

The Crypting Poodle always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would often drop. This seems to be a bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.

The Crypting Poodle desperately searched for a chocolate bar to smash. It would have been a fairly strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

The Crypting Poodle looked for a big sponge that they would often smash. This is certainly a fairly funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

The Crypting Poodle desperately needed a pint of cider that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be a fairly unusual proposal, to many, but not to the Poodle, who expected that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.