Her Boring Poodle

Her Boring Poodle often carried a spade that they would break. This is certainly an extraordinary thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who assumed it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the thing to choose.

Her Boring Poodle desperately needed a cup that they would experiment on. It should be a fairly surprising action, to you, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a cup was the item that was selected.

Her Boring Poodle craved for a magic 8 ball to share. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

Her Boring Poodle often carried a helmet that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. A helmet was the item that was opted for.

Her Boring Poodle desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would put down their trousers. This seems a fairly odd exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Boring Poodle desired a pint of cider that they would smash. It would be a curious thought, to you, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it was miraculous. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.