The Retarded Prince

The Retarded Prince wanted a sack of potatoes to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly weird proposal, to some, but not to the Prince, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

The Retarded Prince carried a mug that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be a peculiar operation, to me, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a mug was the item that was selected.

The Retarded Prince always carried a custard pie that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

The Retarded Prince desperately wanted a set of lego that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly funny suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.

The Retarded Prince found a bottle of coke that they would sometimes play with. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. A bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

The Retarded Prince desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would often try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly funny proposal, to most, but not to the Prince, who felt it was stunning. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.