Her Orange Prince

Her Orange Prince desperately looked for a stapler that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a new activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

Her Orange Prince desperately looked for a block of cheese to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an extraordinary action, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

Her Orange Prince searched for a hat that they would sometimes worship. This seems a peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who thinks it would be miraculous. A hat is the thing that was chosen.

Her Orange Prince desperately needed a condom that they would rub on his belly. It might be an original action, to me, but not to the Prince, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the item to select.

Her Orange Prince desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would often eat. It is considered to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Prince, who had decided it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

Her Orange Prince owned a mug to sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea was entertaining. A mug being the chosen thing.