The Retarded Prince

The Retarded Prince desperately wanted a set square that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an odd approach to life, to you, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a set square being the chosen thing.

The Retarded Prince craved for a teapot to insert somewhere. It should have been an astonishing action, to my children, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the chosen item.

The Retarded Prince always carried a can of Tango to drop. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar idea, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

The Retarded Prince found a spade to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who thinks it would be epic. Strangely, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

The Retarded Prince always had with them a crown that they would put on his head. It would have been an exciting activity, to you, but not to the Prince, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a crown is the thing to choose.

The Retarded Prince carried a rubber chicken that they would sleep with. It is a fairly bizarre action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken of all things.