The Different Prince

The Different Prince always had with them a melon that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a melon is the item to select.

The Different Prince always kept a custard pie that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the chosen item.

The Different Prince had a tomato that they liked to worship. This seems an odd exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a tomato is the item to choose.

The Different Prince found a pen that they sometimes share. It is an unusual thought, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who felt it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pen being the chosen item.

The Different Prince craved for a block of cheese that they sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly weird exercise, to you, but not to the Prince, who considered it was exciting. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

The Different Prince craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A can of Tango is the item that was chosen.