The Gentle Prince

The Gentle Prince had a pint of beer that they liked to demolish. It should have been a different idea, to many, but not to the Prince, who thought it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Prince looked for a bag of poop that they liked to eat. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a bag of poop is the item to select.

The Gentle Prince carried a cucumber that they would often sleep with. One might say this is a fairly different proposal, to most, but not to the Prince, who considered it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Prince carried a bottle of coke that they would put on his head. This could be considered a weird and wonderful action, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who had decided that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke having that done to it

The Gentle Prince carried a wig that they liked to sleep with. It would have been a fairly original thought, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who thought it would be out of this world. Honestly, a wig being the item opted for.

The Gentle Prince looked for a bottle of coke to rub on his belly. It might have been a new operation, to me, but not to the Prince, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.