A Bum Loving Prince

A Bum Loving Prince had a dildo to sit and look at. It should be an extraordinary idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

A Bum Loving Prince carried a dildo that they liked to experiment on. It might be a fairly original action, to some, but not to the Prince, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a dildo having that done to it

A Bum Loving Prince searched for a pint of cider to worship. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. A pint of cider was the chosen item.

A Bum Loving Prince craved for a set square to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a weird action, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Prince looked for a custard pie that they would experiment on. This is certainly a weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Prince searched for a pint of beer that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a new operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who feels that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the item selected.