My Confused Prince

My Confused Prince carried a radiator that they liked to rub on his belly. It is a fairly weird suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Prince carried a condom that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly funny action, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Prince desperately wanted a stapler to cuddle. This seems an exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Prince, who thought it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

My Confused Prince had a melon that they would hug. This seems to be an astonishing thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who considered it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a melon was the chosen thing.

My Confused Prince wanted a pen that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a fairly exciting activity, to many, but not to the Prince, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a pen being the chosen thing.

My Confused Prince desperately wanted a pen to embrace. It is considered to be a fairly surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who felt it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen having that done to it