My Red Prince

My Red Prince desired a CD player that they would often cuddle. It would have been an odd activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who had decided it would be stunning. A CD player was the thing that was opted for.

My Red Prince found a pint of cider that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly weird action, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the item selected.

My Red Prince looked for a rubber chicken that they would experiment on. This could be considered a strange proposal, to you, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken of all things.

My Red Prince desperately desired a stapler that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been an extraordinary undertaking, to most, but not to the Prince, who felt it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

My Red Prince craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes put on his head. It should be a fairly original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

My Red Prince desperately craved for a wig that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly odd undertaking, to many, but not to the Prince, who thought that the idea was fun. A wig is the thing to opt for.